Workout Mashup

workout mashup

I haven’t really had the heart for my usual posts this week, and it still doesn’t feel quite right blogging–tragedies like Monday’s Boston Marathon have a way of making light, fluffy topics feel trivial. But I put together this workout and post last week and wanted it to run as scheduled. 

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Ra-ra-ra-reeeeeeeee-mix! I feel like a workout DJ—next thing you know, I’ll be doing Sunday Brunch at GEM.

I took segments from some of my previous workouts and combined them into this mashup routine. It’ll take about 30 minutes to complete, and because things are always changing up, you won’t get bored.

I’m including full descriptions below, but as a reference, these are the original workouts I’m pulling from:

Pumps & Iron Workout Mashup

Pumps & Iron workout mashup

Part 1

(from  15-Minute Ab Workout)

Complete three rounds of the following exercises. Don’t take a break between rounds.

  • 30 seconds Windshield Wipers: Lay on back, legs perpendicular to the ground and arms outstretched for support. Lower your legs to the right, twisting your hips, until they are just hovering above the ground. Lift back to starting position and over to the left side. Continue back and forth in a windshield wiper motion.
  • 30 seconds Bicycle Crunches: Lay on back, hands behind head. When you crunch up towards your bent left knee, your right leg should be extended out and not touching the ground. Switch sides, crunching over towards the right with your left leg extended. Continue in a fluid, cycling motion.
  • 30 seconds Boat Pose: If you practice yoga, you’re probably familiar with boat pose. Sit in a “V” pose with legs held straight up at about a 45-degree angle with the ground and arms out straight. If it’s too difficult to keep your legs straight, bend them at the knee for Half Boat Pose. Hold for the 30 seconds.

Part 2

(from 20-20-20 Kettlebell Workout)

Complete two rounds of the following sequence as fast as you can without sacrificing proper form.

  • 20 Kettle Bell Swings: Start with kettle bell down between your legs and, using your arms as a pendulum, swing the bell to slightly above eye level by thrusting with your hips while keeping your core tight as you stand up straight. Swing back down and repeat.
  • 20 Goblet Squats: Squat down, legs slightly more than shoulder-width apart, holding the kettle bell to your chest. Make sure your butt is pushing backwards, as if you’re sitting down on an invisible chair. This move, while clearly working the glutes and thighs, is also great for your back—don’t let your torso bend far forward with the weight of the kettle bell.
  • 20 Russian Twists: Sit with legs elevated, leaning slightly backwards, and twist from right to left, bringing kettle bell from one side of your body to the other.

Part 3

(from Full-Body Pyramid Workout)

You’ll start by going through the four moves, doing 6 reps of each (that’s 6 reps on each side for the side plank twists, and 6x2=12 reps for the kettlebell swings). The next round, you’ll do 5 reps of each, reducing each round by 1 until you reach the tip of the pyramid where you only have to do 1 rep of each exercise.

  • Jump lunge mountain climbers: Start in a lunge position and jump up, landing with opposite leg in front, back in a lunge position. Place hands flat on ground and do a mountain climber set (one on each side) so that the same foot ends up in front. Stand back up into lunge position and repeat. To make sure you aren’t working one leg more than the other, alternate the front foot on your uneven rounds of 5 reps, 3 reps, etc.
  • Side plank twists with weight (complete on both sides): Start in a side plank position holding a weight in your outstretched arm parallel to the ground. Twist your body in as if your torso were turning into a regular plank position, and as you do so, bring the weight in across your rib cage, crunching as if hugging yourself. I used a 10lb hand weight.
  • Medicine ball burpees: This is a regular burpee, only holding on to a medicine ball the whole time. Squat down, placing medicine ball on the ground in front of you, carefully jump back into a plank position, jump back up to squatting, then stand up and jump with your arms (and medicine ball) in the air. I used a 6lb med ball.
  • Kettlebell swings x2: This is hands-down one of my favorite exercises. Start with kettlebell down between your legs and, using your arms as a pendulum, swing the bell to slightly above eye level by thrusting with your hips while keeping your core tight as you stand up straight. Swing back down and repeat. Multiply the round by 2 for your rep count (during the first round, you’ll do 6×2= 12 reps). I used a 25lb kettlebell.

Part 4

(from Quick-Hit Countdown Workout)

For the first round, you’ll do 10 reps of each exercise, doubling up the split squats: 10 burpees, 10 leg lifts, 20 split squats, 10 clean and press with each arm. The next round, you’ll do 9 reps of each, and the last round, 8 reps.

  • Burpees: Squat down, placing hands on the ground in front of you, carefully jump back into a plank position, jump back up to squatting, then stand up and jump with your arms in the air.
  • Leg Lifts: Laying on your back with hands under your bum for support, lift legs off the ground and up, perpendicular to the ground (keeping them straight the whole time). Lower.
  • Split Squats x2: Start in deep squatting position with feet staggered. Back foot should be on the ball; front foot should be flat. Jump up and switch legs, landing back in deep squat with opposite leg in front.
  • Clean and Press (each arm): With feet a little wider than shoulder width apart, bend knees and bring kettle bell from a straight-arm hanging position to closely held by the center of your chest with arm bent. From there, straighten legs as you extend your arm skyward. Reverse the moves to bring yourself back to starting position. Try to keep the kettle bell towards the center of your body throughout this move. When done correctly, this isn’t just an upper-body workout, but great for your core.

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Body Weight Pyramid Workout

body weight pyramid workoutThis is another “no excuses” workout that you can do anywhere. No equipment is needed, and you don’t even need a ton of space. As photographic proof of that, I’m doing it on the narrow side of my parents’ wrap-around deck in Maine—but I wouldn’t recommend actually doing the workout outside during a snowstorm. Since most of my workout tutorials are shot in the kitchen or living room of my barely decorated apartment in Southie, how could I possibly refuse some pretty scenery for once?

Body Weight Pyramid Workout

The first time you go through the following sequence, you’ll perform 10 reps of each exercise. Go through again performing 9 reps of each, then 8 reps of each; and so on until you only are doing 1 rep of each. This workout took me just under 20 minutes to complete.

Body Weight Pyramid Workout

  • Burpees with Push Up: This is a basic burpee, only when you’re down in the plank position, do a push up. The whole sequence will look like this: squat down placing hands on the ground; jump back into plank position; do a push up; jump legs back up towards hand; stand back into squat position; jump up with arms overhead.
  • Side V Crunches (right side): Start laying on your side with bottom arm stretched outwards on the ground for support. Do a side crunch, lifting your legs up and crunching them in to meet your elbow and raised torso.
  • Side V Crunches (left side)
  • Backward Lunge into Front Kick (right leg): Start in standing position. Step backward with right foot into a lunge position. Step back up, keeping left foot firmly planted on ground and kick right leg up to meet left hand. Bring leg back down into back lunge position.
  • Backward Lunge into Front Kick (left leg)

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ab pyramid workout

OUCH. As I was doing this workout, I kept thinking “what kind of sick perv made this torturous hell-hole of a routine?!” But…I made it.

It’s torturous in a good way—my abs were feeling it for days afterward. I was able to finish in just under 25 minutes, but try it out and see if you can beat my time. I’d be lying if I didn’t say I had to take a few breaks during the workout to lay on the floor and softly cry.

This ab workout has a pyramid structure. Start by doing 10 reps of each move. Next round, do 9 reps of each, and so on down to 1. The 1-rep round was my favorite.

  • Side Plank Lift (Left): Start in a side plank position. Lower your hips towards the ground, and then lift upwards, crunching into an arch passed your original straight plank position. Continue lowering and raising.
  • Side Plank Lift (Right)
  • Windshield Wiper Butt Lifts (Left): Lay on back, legs perpendicular to the ground and arms outstretched for support. Lower your legs to the left, twisting your hips, until they are just hovering above the ground. Lift back to starting position and then lift butt off the ground, pushing feet up towards the ceiling. Lower butt to starting position and repeat.
  • Windshield Wiper Butt Lifts (Right): Same thing, only lower legs to the right.
  • Full-Body Crunch: Sitting on the ground, lean back with hands lightly by your side for support. Legs should be lifted and outstretched. Crunch inward, bringing your knees in to meet your torso. Extend back out.

Enjoy your abdominal punishment.

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Full-Body Pyramid Workout

You know those weeks when there just simply aren’t enough hours in the day? I’m having one of those times ten. Normally, I’m not a coffee drinker, but I have been downing the stuff all week, and so in addition to being incredibly busy, I’m also now incredibly jittery and sweaty. It’s not a good look. Anyway…

I’ve posted a couple of other workouts with this structure (here and here) and called them “countdown” routines, but it’s synonymous with pyramid, ladder, etc., and I just decided to switch it up today.

You’ll start by going through the four moves, doing 10 reps of each (that’s 10 reps on each side for the side plank twists, and 10x2=20 reps for the kettlebell swings). The next round, you’ll do 9 reps of each, reducing each round by 1 until you reach the tip of the pyramid where you praise tha lo’ you only have to do 1 measly rep of each exercise.

Workout Breakdown:

  • Jump lunge mountain climbers: Start in a lunge position and jump up, landing with opposite leg in front, back in a lunge position. Place hands flat on ground and do a mountain climber set (one on each side) so that the same foot ends up in front. Stand back up into lunge position and repeat. To make sure you aren’t working one leg more than the other, alternate the front foot on your uneven rounds of 9 reps, 7 reps, etc.
  • Side plank twists with weight (complete on both sides): Start in a side plank position holding a weight in your outstretched arm parallel to the ground. Twist your body in as if your torso were turning into a regular plank position, and as you do so, bring the weight in across your rib cage, crunching as if hugging yourself. I used a 10lb hand weight.
  • Medicine ball burpees: This is a regular burpee, only holding on to a medicine ball the whole time. Squat down, placing medicine ball on the ground in front of you, carefully jump back into a plank position, jump back up to squatting, then stand up and jump with your arms (and medicine ball) in the air. I used a 6lb med ball.
  • Kettlebell swings x2: This is hands-down one of my favorite exercises. Start with kettlebell down between your legs and, using your arms as a pendulum, swing the bell to slightly above eye level by thrusting with your hips while keeping your core tight as you stand up straight. Swing back down and repeat. Multiply the round by 2 for your rep count (during the first round, you’ll do 10×2= 20 reps). I used a 25lb kettlebell.

This reverse pyramid workout took me just under 30 minutes to complete. Try to beat my time and let me know how you do in the comments section. A little friendly competition always helps me push myself just that much harder.

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countdown workout with jump roping intervals

I really felt this one in my butt and obliques the next day, and I consider any workout that makes my butt or core sore a huge success. You’ll do decreasing rep rounds for this one, starting with 10 reps of each exercise and going down to 1 rep of each exercise in the last round. After each round, do 1 minute of jump roping.

Here’s the breakdown:

  • Hindu Squats x2: A Hindu Squat can best be described as a fluid, deep squat in which you roll onto the balls of your feet as you come up. This is one squat variation where it’s okay for your knees to stick out farther than your toes, and they will when you’re at the deepest point of the squat. Keep feet shoulder-width apart and move your arms in a circular motion so that your fingertips brush the ground when you’re at your lowest. x2 = you’ll do 20 hindu squats in the first round, down to 2 in the last.
  • Medicine Ball Cross-Body Chop (both sides): Start by holding a medicine ball by your left foot, in a sort of side lunge position. Your left foot will remain firmly planted, and your right foot will pivot as you stand up and bring the medicine ball across your body (keeping arms straight) and reach it up to the right. Chop it back down diagonally across your body, bending into starting position.
  • Push Ups: You know the drill.
  • Side Plank Lifts (both sides): Start in a side plank position. Lower your hips towards the ground, and then lift upwards, crunching into an arch passed your original straight plank position. Continue lowering and raising.

On a complete side note, do any of you ever visit ToneItUp.com? They’ve got some great workouts on the site and both girls are adorable, but WHAT THE HELL. Victoria’s Secret Angel hair during every workout tutorial? Really? Compared to them I look like some creepy substitute gym teacher doing my workouts. Time to start slowly stepping up my game here…

Happy Monday!

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